If Maureen's asked once, she's asked us 6,309 times - "Tidy the understairs cupboard!" Don't know why it needs tidying, we know where everything is. To prove it, here are some Roy tracks neatly arranged for you to download, listen to and enjoy. If you find an old Adidas bag with Kevin Keegan on, that'll be ours.

Getting Up Early For England
(complete song) 3.2Mb, MP3

The Seaside Days
(complete song) 3.2Mb, MP3
You're My Metaphor
(41secs) 808K, MP3
What A Party!
(46secs) 908K, MP3
Too Drunk Again
(38secs) 748K, MP3
How Can This Be Wrong?
(1min 11secs) 1.3Mb, MP3
Throwing A Sicky
(complete song) 3.4Mb, MP3
Meet Roy
(complete song) 2.1Mb, MP3
Scandinavia, Here I Come
(37secs) 728K, MP3
The Country Life
(45secs) 900K, MP3
Roy's Mother-In-Law Hell
(1min 10secs) 1.3Mb, MP3
A Truly Casual Affair
(51secs) 1.0Mb, MP3