Roy releases Royal Wedding song
Yes. A new song. And a video no less. It's about the Royal Wedding caper. We're all for bank holidays coming in clusters. More time for DIY. All proceeds go to The Donkey Sanctuary in Sidmouth. To watch the video go to www.youtube.com/ROYalWeddingSong
And to get the song for your very own and to donate, this way please: www.justgiving.com/downloadforthedonkeys

Roy find old website in sock drawer
Well would you believe it? We had forgotten all about this website. We've been so preoccupied with those shelves for the downstairs weeplace. Anyway, there it was, in with the pants and socks. We also found a ring in there. It seems to render the wearer invisible. Some nice old lettering on it too. Looks quite preciousss.

"You should do the Facebook thingy" says Malcolm
So we did. Malcolm's no mug. He's rubbish at bridge, but he knows his Facebook thingy. Visit us on Facebook thingy please: www.facebook.com/ROYTHEBAND

We love Spring in ROY. It means Maureen starts wearing her sexy cardigans again. And also, the grass needs cutting! There'll be no 'why won't you work?' dilemmas with this beauty…! ...[more]