Oooh hello! Lovely to see you. Do come in. Now be sure to wipe your feet - why don't we pop the kettle on? Lovely day isn't it? Do you mind if we feed the cat? It plays merry hell with the Axminster if it gets hungry. Blood sugar thing - according to the wife

Do feel free to wander round our happy home and be sure to visit every room. In this house you'll find everything you need to experience the Joy of ROY - Middle England's finest band - and maybe some things you don't!

Two sugars, was it?